Nascar Fans vs Steve Jobs

Amir: while(vista !=crashed)

me: not everyone OS can run on steve jobs majical farts
Amir: heh
you're so right
me: while(appleuse=stoned)
appleuser
Amir: lol
while(vistauser=virgin)
me: "this os is so cool man look at all the rounded corners"
while(appleuser=hiv)
Amir: lol
while(vistauser=liveswithparents)
while(vistauser=watchingnascar)
while(vistaboughtat=walmart)
muayahah
i win!
me: windows95 user watches nascar
Amir: heh
me: vista bought at costso
and lets face it, apple user is WAY more likely to live with parents
"my dad bought me my macbook and pink nano"
Amir: yeah cause they're under 18
heh
me: touche
Amir: and for vista it'd be like "my babies daddy bought me my brand new HP"
me: ok i have to go back to work
hah "bought" = lifted
Amir: lol
so right, back to work